Momaical is a humorous look at trying not to raise a flock of assholes. Cursing & copious coffee involved.

Momaical: [mom-mahy-uh-kuhl] = (Hybrid of Mom and Maniacal.)


Drums for Christmas? You are officially DEAD to me.

The loaded question during this time of year is always "What do the girls want for Christmas?"  Um, everything? Have you seen the informercial for the thing that you can use in your car or bedroom to put your shit in and then it fights off ninjas while whistling Dixie and sipping tea?  Well - two of those. Just not the "boy" ones.

Good God. Every freakin' commercial on TV is added to Santa's list. Because we don't have enough broken crap to impale ourselves on in the middle of the night whilst simultaneously being scared to wits end by some possessed toy.

This year I'm putting together a list of crap that my little ones DON'T need. It may be a shorter list than what they are asking for these days. Check it out on In The Powder Room. If you need to send a copy to your Mother In Law - go for it. I'll shoulder the responsibility....

I'm Caillou.
I'm a whiny little bastard that will rob you of your will to live! 
Can't wait to see you under the mistletoe...

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