Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lost her bottom front tooth. While the girl was in the bathroom puking her guts out about the experience, her mom placed the baby tooth on the table for safe keeping.
The dog proceeded to jump up and eat the tooth.
The dog proceeded to jump up and eat the tooth.
The mom was forced fabricate a fake tooth out of wood.
The dad asked "What the hell are we, George Washington?"
The tooth fairy was fooled and still left the loot.
The end.
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Awww....such an adorable pic!!! Yeah, toothfairies are suckers and dogs apparently need a lot of calcium!!
ReplyDeleteNot to mention our first version fabrication was out of plastic. Wood was an improvement. Happy kid = happy tooth fairy!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. It's a good thing there are some fast thinking, problem solving, wooden tooth making moms out there! Haha tooth fairy...you got schooled!
ReplyDeleteWooden tooth making ... George Washington would've been proud.
ReplyDeleteThe tooth fairy was at our house too. She didn't mention the wooden tooth but she did mention a naughty dog she'll be visiting tomorrow.....
ReplyDeleteYou're a better fabricator than I am. I'd have just grabbed a tooth I have saved from when they lost them when they were younger. (Yes, I save them, weird huh?)
ReplyDeleteThat was the best bedtime story I've ever heard. Thanks, Momaical!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously - everything in our lives are surrounded with drama!!! I saved Lena's first Teri, but clearly that trend ended with tooth #2.
ReplyDeleteNice! ;-) Our tooth fairy once gave Santa a year's worth of "back pay" and an apology note to leave for my daughter on Christmas morning. Dang slacker (but clever) tooth fairy.
ReplyDeleteOh that was too funny, and sounded like a page from my own book.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful and good at whittlin too! I knew I liked you for a reason! ;-) Once when I worked at a school one little girl lost her tooth outside in the snow. Yeah, we didn't find it, but we did coin a new phrase: "It's like looking for a tooth in a snowdrift." We wrote a note to the tooth fairy on her behalf with a thorough explanation.
ReplyDeleteOMG the dog ate the tooth!? And you must have some mad skills to have whittled a wooden tooth in such a short timeframe. That'd have taken me years! Awesome! :)
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