Lena: "Oh. My. Gosh. WHY is there NEVER ANY FOOD IN THIS HOUSE. EVER???"
Emmeline: "Yeah. Me are hungwy. Der is no snacks. No yunch. Nuffin to eat. Me most died. Me aw stawvin."
Yup. Looks like you're going to starve to death. Not one thing to eat here.
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Oh the humanity! Those poor starving babies. It's like they live in Ethiopia or something. I'll bet they have flies buzzing all around their half naked little bodies because they probably have nuffin' to wear either. There goes your Mother of the Year award, Tracy.
ReplyDeleteDammit! And I already bought the shoes to match the tiara. Where do you think I have been spending all my money since I'm clearly not spending it at the grocery store?
DeleteLMFAO! That's my husband all day! If there's no shit to eat... Then there's nothing to eat. Chips and chocolate are all he wants.
ReplyDeleteYup. Mine only wants different types of meat. If I haven't come home with half a cow - then I didn't buy anything at the store.
DeleteMe aw moving IN! You has too much foods to not give me sum......
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny!
I'm calling the cops. I can't believe you'd let that poor, sweet thing "most die"!!
ReplyDeleteDicks! The lot of 'em! The same garbage happens in my house, except my husband is the biggest culprit. Dicks...
ReplyDeleteAMEN!!!
DeleteIs that the actual Trader Joe's store? tee hee
ReplyDeleteWhat they're saying is, "Mom, please buy more pre-packaged stuff that's bad for us and will kill us slowly and rot our teeth. Please! Please!"
ReplyDeleteMine are the same way. I ended up buying little plastic bins and putting serving sizes of snacks in each one for each kid. Same in the fridge except it's a snack shelf. And of course the fresh fruit basket which I saw you already have. It only took me 14 years to figure out something that works. lol Well, it works for now.
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