Tracy: "Hi girls! I love it when you play so nicely together! What are you doing?"
Lena: "Hi Mommy! This is my bird. Her name is Tweeter Twat."
My husband yells from his office: "Hey! That's Mommy's nickname too!"
Tracy: "Dear God in Heaven."
Lena: "Tweeter Twat sings Mommy. Tweet tweet twat!"
Emmeline: "Yeah. Him sings. Twat twat twat!"
Tracy (glaring at my husband): "Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut."
He smirks at me.
Sigh...this is clearly going to be a three cup of coffee day.
|Thank you ladies and gentlemen! |
I'll be here all week. Try the veal...