I am so excited. I'm talking superdy-duperdy-extra-McExcited-with-a-cherry-on-top kind of excited! I probably shouldn't even be sharing this with you - but I am bursting inside. I can't keep it a secret any longer. I also wanted you to know what is going on because you'll probably be hearing from me next in Bora Bora or Fiji. I HAVE HIT THE MOTHER LODE.
I received notice today that I am the personal recipient of $30.4 million. I'm not sure how they found me. I guess they really like my blog. But it HAS to be legitimate because it's from the "personal resident Attorney in Burkina Faso to Late Hero Muammar Gaddafi from Libya."
Muammar Gaddafi wants to give ME his money. I mean, he's dead - you know after that whole warlord Libya thing. His family was also killed in the war - so it makes TOTAL sense that I am next in line for the inheritance!
Barrister Walid Shaukat just needs all of my bank account information to "deposit" it. And then I am an instant millionaire! Woo hoo!
But wait....there's more!
I ALSO received notice today from Ms. Mariam Justin Yak. She got my blog information though her Internet search from "your country national chamber of commerce when I was searching for a good and trust worthy person who will be my friend." She wants to meet because she wants to "get know each other better and trust each other because I believe any good relationship will only last if it is built on truth and real love."
Blah, blah blah - inheritance money. Bank. Needs ME and will share some of her ca-ching. Boo yah! Millionaire....again....
And that's not all....THIS came into my inbox as well!
I am Mrs. Fatimah Abd-Al-Hamid, a Muslim woman. I have picked you for an inheritance. I am aware that this is certainly not a conventional way of approach to establish a relationship of trust and confidence, but you will realize the need for my action.
Whoa. I mean, just whoa. Is this the BEST DAY EVER or what?!? Now I just have to hand over all my personal information to THREE COMPLETE STRANGERS and sit back to wait for all this money. I wanna be a billionaire, so freakin bad....
As I sit here, basking in the knowledge that in a few short hours I will be stinking rich and window shopping at Chanel, all I have to say is...do people really fall for this? Are people REALLY THAT STUPID? I'm guessing that yes, people really are that stupid. Otherwise why would these spammers bother?
Sigh. It looks like I have to work hard for my money and drive ALL THE WAY to the store for that winning lottery ticket. That's my plan to making it big time. See you in Bora Bora!