Tracy: "Hi girls! I love it when you play so nicely together! What are you doing?"
Lena: "Hi Mommy! This is my bird. Her name is Tweeter Twat."
My husband yells from his office: "Hey! That's Mommy's nickname too!"
Emmeline: "Twat..twat...twat...twat..."
Tracy: "Dear God in Heaven."
Lena: "Tweeter Twat sings Mommy. Tweet tweet twat!"
Emmeline: "Yeah. Him sings. Twat twat twat!"
Tracy (glaring at my husband): "Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut."
He smirks at me.
Sigh...this is clearly going to be a three cup of coffee day.
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Oh. My. Sweet. Baby. Tweeter Twat. I just peed a little.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to die laughing. And, I wanted to tell them not to say that word. But I couldn't without bursting out into a fit of giggles. So, I had to walk away and hope they forget dear Tweeter Twat.
DeleteYou should get them another bird, a blue one and call her Tweeter Titties!!! Tit Tit Tit!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the coffee out my nose and onto my keyboard.
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Dear God. I would probably die. xo
DeleteYou know twat won't come out of their mouths again...until your in-laws are over or your're in a public place with people all around you hahahaha. Love it xo
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like you know my kids. Sigh...
DeleteBwa ha ha! Thanks for the belly laugh! My two year old makes the "f" sound when he says a word that starts with "tr". My husband is always asking him to say "truck it" Seriously, what is up with men?
ReplyDeleteLOL - typical! Although hilarious. Make sure you catch it on video before he grows out of it.
DeletePoor Tweeter Twat. She's such an innocent looking bird.
ReplyDeleteThat's how they get ya - every time.
DeleteLove it! Reclaim the word!
ReplyDeleteWhen my son was 3 he was all about Dump Trucks - He also had trouble making the "p" sound and his "t" sounded like "f". I made sure we stayed out of ear shot when visiting construction sights.
These moments are so funny. My husband and I always burst out laughing when my daughter yells, "See you while Cock-a-dial." We just hope her grandparents never tell her, "See you later alligator."
ReplyDeleteI have no comment other than bah ha ha! Just kidding. Of course I have something to say! My boys talk about sticks all the time. Only they call them dicks. Trips to the playground are always fun. "Look at my big dick!" "He took my dick!" Pretty awesome...in a not so awesome kind of way...
ReplyDeletehahahah i love how your husband gets involved. the worst things is if you tell them not to say that word they'll probably say it all the more (well thats what my daughter does anyway)
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My almost-4yo have been into making up words lately. He'll start with a real word, and then experiment with it. Like "Kitty... cootie... coodle" or something. THREE TIMES so far, he has "made up" a word that's really a bad word. Two swears and a VERY bad racial slur. I'm counting my lucky stars he hasn't done it in public (yet).
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