In Episode 12: "Double Date" Daffy Duck wins a dinner for two at a fancy restaurant (by rigging the contest, of course). But socially awkward (and slightly bitter) Daffy keeps striking out with the ladies. So, Bugs Bunny enlists his relatively unstable “girlfriend” Lola Bunny to give Daffy some pointers on how to speak to a woman.
Lola: Told you!
(A now smitten Lola is staring adoringly at Daffy)
Daffy: Are you ok?
Lola: I’m fine. I just, I never noticed how handsome you were.
Daffy: Oh, thanks.
Daffy asks Tina Russo (from the Copy Place) out on the dinner date. While he’s taking a shower in preparation for his date, Lola enters Daffy's room through his window. She's sitting on his bed waiting for him to come back in.
Lola: Hello, Daffy.
Lola: Did you ask that girl out?
Daffy: Yeah, I did.
Daffy: No, Tina’s great.
Daffy: I think Tina’s a real name.
I’m just gonna leave this ladder here for later. I can’t lose him. I’ve got to stop that date. And I know just how I’m going to do it. Is it weird to talk to myself? No, it’s not weird. You think I need a haircut? I don’t know. You could grow out your bangs. Ooh, that’s a good idea.
Watch the clip here and laugh until you stop: Stalker Lola
Comedic genius! I just imagine sitting around a table laughing your ass off writing these scenes. Ok, now that I know what I want to be when I grow up…anyone got an in? Some contact at Warner Brothers? Or, perhaps someone that owes you a hit? They could take out one of the writers to create a need for me. However, I don’t want to know about it. Because orange is just not flattering on me. And I have never really understood why Kardashians choose to wear those God awful jumpers. In fact, that may actually make a really funny Lola Bunny episode! See! I am perfect for this. Now, if I could just get someone to call and offer me a job. They're probably working on the second season of this series right now – so maybe there’s still time for me to get hired…