Momaical is a humorous look at trying not to raise a flock of assholes. Cursing & copious coffee involved.

Momaical: [mom-mahy-uh-kuhl] = (Hybrid of Mom and Maniacal.)


An Ode to Magic Eraser

My kid has written on the wall
Stickers on her favorite doll
Somehow you can remove them all
An Ode to Magic Eraser

Marker on the kitchen table
To get it out you're more than able
Ignore the warnings on the label
An Ode to Magic Eraser

Scuffs all along the stairs
Sharpie when the paper tears
The only other thing that works is flares
An Ode to Magic Eraser

My kids turn the house into a disaster
What the hell is on the plaster?
Dear God, make this day go faster
An Ode to Magic Eraser

And now I have to run to the store
They super glued something to the door
Today alone I have gone through four
An Ode to Magic Eraser

What are you made of - will it make me glow?
A second head, might I grow?
Forget it.  I don't want to know.
An Ode to Magic Eraser

Wait. Just. One. Second. 
Stop everything...
I feel a sequel coming on!


  1. Anonymous6/20/2012

    Beautiful, Tracy!! -Mo

  2. I am now really wishing I had a box of magic erasers!
    Of course, I blame you for this.



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