"So, then these guys break into our house. I grab my Glock and head downstairs... I head them off (blah blah violence, fight scene, victorious husband)."
My response: "Sounds a lot like mine. Except in my dream I put my hair into a sock bun. And it worked on the first try! I had a beautiful, thick looking bun instead of my usual white trash, scraggly hair."
He says: "You had a dream about putting a sock in your hair?"
Me: "Yup. To make a bun."
Him: "Like a sweat sock?"
Me: "No, a dark one that matches my hair."
Him: "That's what you dream about? Putting a sock in your hair? Man. Even your dreams are wussy."
As a second post script - my Hallmark-Moment husband informed me that my sock bun looks like a "cornhole on the back of my head."